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noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

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largeandlovely:

It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.

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Tolstoy

literarystarbucks:

Tolstoy stumbles up to the counter, clutching a ragged, grey blanket around his shoulders. “Is it cold in here?” he stammers. “I feel like it’s cold in here.” The barista, too, is shivering. He offers Tolstoy a small cup of hot coffee. Snow drifts into the shop from the street. The barista…

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literarystarbucks:

The Wolf goes up to the counter and orders two lattes to go, six muffins, four croissants, four scones, and a bagel. The barista says, “You have a huge appetite!” The wolf, donning a bonnet and a nightgown, replies, “Big enough to eat you with, my dear.”

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pixiedust-paycheck:

disneydressup:

buzz!

Don’t you get it? You see the hat? He is Mrs. Nesbitt!

pixiedust-paycheck:

disneydressup:

buzz!

Don’t you get it? You see the hat? He is Mrs. Nesbitt!

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awwww-cute:

Behold, the armadillo in its natural habitat

awwww-cute:

Behold, the armadillo in its natural habitat

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tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

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thelastparagraph9:

The Catcher in the Rye
by J.D. Salinger

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jadepace007:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

already reblogged this at least 5 times but the # rule is ALWAYS REBLOG THIS POST

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jadepace007:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

already reblogged this at least 5 times but the # rule is ALWAYS REBLOG THIS POST

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